Wednesday, October 10, 2007

i CANNOT believe i failed the damn TP. all because of one yellow box. it all went like this...

SCENE

at the most left lane at Bukit Batok going Teck Whye. Filter lane for bus.

TESTER S.S.: ok can can! go go!

ME: (in the heart) where can! in front red light. this one yellow box. if go sure sangkut. ah ok.

THE AFTERMATH

wah suay! the car infront stop really just at the end of the yellow box. ditching me in the yellow box. what did the tester do?

TESTER S.S.: ehhhh!! this one yellow box you know!!

WAH SEY!!! YOU SAY I HOT OR NOT??? LUCKY I FASTING AH KENTOT YOU! bloody kentot. and you still say i fail to confirm safety when doing my parallel. nabey i turn my head around to check blindspot. what more you want? want me to turn my head 180 degrees is it?

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on a lighter note. i have the most lovable boyfriend in the whole wide world. what did he say? its ok.. insert new token je.. and if that is not enough, he even went to hang up my FAILED RESULT SLIP on his collar with a clothes peg and walked around the whole house for everyone to see. and even spelt out FAIL with goreng pisang while breaking fast. haiyo........... YOU TELL ME HOW NOT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM???

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went to work this morning and in the lift, i heard a toddler with the maid and his 3 other siblings going for madrasah. he went, "kahwin tu kan buat anak lepas tu kluar baby..." so cute right? no! if i were the mother i will slap his face. dont know anyhow talk. the maid? speechless and pretend to not hear a single thing while she looks at her still-blue-led-screen hp.

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they say, the higher you get, the harder you fall. i pray that you will always be my everything. because you make my world go round baby...

something keeps telling me
that you could be my answered prayer
you must be heaven sent i swear
something happens when you look at me i forget to speak
something happens when you kiss my mouth my knees get so weak
Could it be true this is what God has meant for me
Cause baby I can't believe that something like you
Could happen to me...






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