A man was riding his Harley beside a Sydney beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice ....The Lord said...."Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish....

"The biker pulled over and said," ...Build a bridge to New Zealand so I can ride over anytime I want.....

"The Lord said;.... "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking,
the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!

It will nearly exhaust several natural resources..... I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind".


The biker thought hard about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives.
I want to know how she feels inside.... what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment.....

why she cries... what she means when she says nothing's wrong....and how I can make a woman truly happy".


The Lord replied;"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?


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Usually it would take me just $60 to get a full tank. This morning, i dropped by the petrol station just down the road at the office, bearing in mind that the petrol wasnt even EMPTY! it was just 1/4 full. And someone had to use the car later on in the day. I told the uncle, "erm, 8000 full tank. thank you...." the uncle replied, "ok.. want me to wash the window?" i said no thanks.

I browsed through tha magazines. If i had a co-driver today, I would be happily talking to her, but no. I was alone. Then, when it was time to pay, i said to the cashier, "pump 3." She tapped a few keys in the cash register and looked at me and said, "$79.." #$^@#$$^@%%^@$%^@#$%

WAHSEY! FREAKING UP BY $20??? $20???? $20 CAN LAST ME A WHOLE TWO WEEKS FOR EZ LINK!! (no i dont drive on weekdays. i cant stand the thought of having myself caught in jams and whatnots. i tried once though! and lo and behold, in a day, stuck in 6 jams to and fro.)

The auntie waited quite a bit when i gave her my card. i was quite stumped and she asked, "payment by?". yeah, she went thrice. before i finally muttered under my breath, "Master please."



terus kocek demam. kalau semue pakai air syrup kan best.